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2/07/2004
Mixed up closed captioning from, once again, Somethingawful.com
2/06/2004
2/05/2004
I'd just like to say to all those folks spamming me and trying to sell me "enhancers" and "lengtheners"...
No thanks folks, I mean it. Believe me, I'm not the only one who's remarked that my penis is large enough.
Starts with an "S", ends with an "H" and sounds like "Skanky Bitch"
Boobs In The News
"In his concession speech, Lieberman thanked each one of the Democratic presidential candidates for contributing to the race and thanked Al Sharpton in particular for inciting no additional violence against the Jews"
...after sustaining his first losses in two primaries Tuesday night, senator and trophy husband John Kerry has said he's going to concentrate on solidifying the support of his base. People like David Gest, Claus von Bulow and Tom Arnold."
"The Democrats didn't invent war heroes. What they invented is the scam of deploying war heroes to argue for surrender.
Genocide through Insanity
toasts Genocide through Apathy
Remember, though she now claims she was just following orders, at the time she did say that, "The problems of Rwanda are simply not marketable to the American people."
2/04/2004
Sometimes Canada doesn't suck
"It began with some dramatic gestures from svelte dancers faking sleep or death. Soon after the music started, Jackson appeared from under the stage dressed as the bride of Conan.
She scowled. This was serious business. Look out, America."
E-mail sent to Yamin Zakaria regarding his whining, column for the tinfoil-hat wearing crowd:
"When you are using a hammer, and you accidentally hit your thumb with that hammer, do you yell, "Goddamn Jews!"?His Reply:
"I never used to but now I do, thanks for the suggestion."From the article:
"Many would prefer to attribute the title of shylock to Paul Wolfwitz. Who is a Jew, passionately pro-Israel, and like the other “chicken hawks” he likes to beat his war drums from a secured bunker.
2/03/2004
Bring back "UP WITH PEOPLE!"
2/02/2004
Sooooo, if you want to know what kind of person ends up in the seventh level of hell:
Disorder Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Very High Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
ALLLLLLRIIIIIGHT!!!!!Screw Londo, this is way better!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low Level 2 (Lustful) High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low Level 7 (Violent) Extreme Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Rantburg fisks some poor, benighted, unitarian shaman (or is that, 'Shawoman'?) who was speaking without knowledge concerning Tolkein:
I’m disturbed about clear lines between good and evil.-- This is, of course, a priceless contribution to the public discourse.
This judgemental contrast between genocide and feeding the hungry just bugs the shit out of me.
