tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35177562011-10-16T04:28:36.329-04:00Sirman on the Mount<b>Quote of the Week -- <br></b>
<i>"Human Dignity is like God, or the perfect blowjob -- it's always some guy talking about how it happened to a friend of his; it never actually happens to <i>you</i>."</i><br>
-- Some Guy<HR>Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.comBlogger6111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1119119444723176942005-06-18T13:48:00.000-04:002005-06-18T14:30:44.743-04:00"Oh, look who's up..." Zach has tagged me with the book meme1. Total number of books I've owned.-- "We do not 'own' books, we are merely their stewards.." *BANG* Sorry, had to, um, retire some union librarian. Pro'ly less than a thousand.2. Last book I bought.-- "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation", by Lynne Truss. I read this with an enormous sense of smugnessBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1112211844070774362005-03-30T14:40:00.000-05:002005-03-30T14:44:20.980-05:00Jes' cuz... Thanks to Envoy Encore and whoever the hell phildragoo is.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1101909298695657502004-12-01T08:53:00.000-05:002004-12-01T08:54:58.696-05:00He's Back!
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100530995958254402004-11-15T10:00:00.000-05:002004-11-15T10:05:00.886-05:00Lileks Outlaments Ginsberg
""There's nothing wrong with Caribou if you want a fine, efficient cup of coffee, but it's the exact same shop as the one I visited in Tokyo," he said. "It's standardized."
Efficient coffee! Say no more. I saw the best minds of my generation, seduced by efficient coffee with grey-flannel coasters, the grinders singing whirr-whirr-whirr like big steel teeth handed out Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100264847399648722004-11-12T08:06:00.000-05:002004-11-12T08:07:27.400-05:00Lileks
"I am content to know he is not in Hell. Nope. Arafat did not go to Hell. He boards the ferry, yes; he makes it halfway across the River Styx, yes. Then the ferry blows up. Ten times a day for eternity. For a start."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100194637613696092004-11-11T13:35:00.000-05:002004-11-11T12:37:17.613-05:00Now That's Irony!
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100193938299398302004-11-11T13:24:00.000-05:002004-11-11T12:25:54.593-05:00werenotsorry.com
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100183281048906822004-11-11T09:26:00.000-05:002004-11-11T09:28:01.050-05:00The 'Godfather of Modern Terrorism', Yassir Arafat is Dead
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100180065045682972004-11-11T08:29:00.000-05:002004-11-11T08:34:25.046-05:0016 Won't Get Dupre 20 Diogenes reports that Dupre won't be charged with child sexual abuse because he didn't break any laws of the time:
"Fine. Criminal law cannot bring Bishop Dupre to justice on the grounds that sodomizing a 16-year old wasn't illegal when it occurred. It was, and is, a mortal sin. One might hope that Dupre's brother bishops had concerns for his immortal soul, and the immortal Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100179682640264442004-11-11T08:23:00.000-05:002004-11-11T08:28:02.640-05:00Analysis of the Moron Revolution William Luse at Apologia gives us his thoughts:
"I figure it happened something like this: your average moron red-stater is sitting in front of the TV one day and hears that homosexuals can now marry in Massachussetts, the state Kerry hails from. (I wonder if he hates those judges yet.) A few days later, your average anencephalic, homophobic, misogynistic, Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100094513678071812004-11-10T08:46:00.000-05:002004-11-10T08:48:33.676-05:00Where does 'Contempt' come from?
"Among other findings, 72 percent said the failure of bishops to stop the abuse was a bigger problem than the abuse itself, and 62 percent said church leaders are covering up the facts."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100094249478551822004-11-10T08:42:00.000-05:002004-11-10T08:44:09.480-05:00How about a reunion?
"That same year Rabin, Peres, and Arafat -- the man who ordered the execution of the U.S. Ambassador to Sudan, Cleo Noel -- were warmly received in Washington D.C. by President Clinton. Despite world outcry, Arafat, along with Rabin, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. NYC Mayor Rudy Guiliani had refused to honor the terrorist who almost exactly 24 years earlier, March 2, 1973Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100033433399273572004-11-09T15:49:00.000-05:002004-11-09T15:50:33.400-05:00Hot Teen Bigfoot Pharmaceutical Rolex Action
Lileks - BackfenceBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1100026270955090372004-11-09T13:43:00.000-05:002004-11-09T13:51:10.956-05:00Satire or Porn?
Hmmm, Pat Oliphant thinks “right-wing standards” are:
Merging of Church and State - Uh, nope.
Hating gays - Uh, nope again
Being a right-to-lifer - Oh, good job! Look everyone! He got one right.
Opposed to stem-cell research - Wrong again. Those right-wingers voicing an opinion have made it clear that funding for adult, stem-cell research should continue, as it has a 20 year Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099583500270631262004-11-04T10:50:00.000-05:002004-11-04T10:51:40.270-05:00Shitcan Specter
Get rid of him. Get rid of him now.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099582352794484792004-11-04T10:31:00.000-05:002004-11-04T10:32:32.796-05:00Gentleman Jim regarding Lady Ann
"Turned on the TV. Some fat guy and Ann Coulter. The fat guy is smiling, but he looks like he’s trying to extrude a petrified beet through his sphincter. Ann is smiling in a fashion that suggests she was just in the green room with Al Franken, and had asked him to choose: I can kill you with my legs, or my hair. Your choice."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099580911347283972004-11-04T10:05:00.000-05:002004-11-04T10:08:31.353-05:00Graciousness from Lady Ann
"To Michael Moore, George Soros, Terry McAuliffe, Dan Rather, Al Franken and the whole gang at Air America Radio – you were great, guys! Thanks for the help! We couldn't have done it without you!"Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099579359550519752004-11-04T09:41:00.000-05:002004-11-04T09:57:51.170-05:00'Murderous Pig on Life Support'
"Mr Arafat, who was moved to intensive care yesterday afternoon, is on a life-support machine, a French medical source has told the news agency Agence France Presse.
The 75-year-old is not responding to treatment and "he won't recover", the source said, adding: "He is still in a coma."Let's be very clear on this: I do not hope or pray for his recovery, I wish himBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099509798314223742004-11-03T14:19:00.000-05:002004-11-03T14:23:18.316-05:00It's Too Early!!!...to be talking about it, but that's not stopping people. They're saying Hillary vs. Guliani in '08. My match-up, fantasy? Little Johnny Edwards vs. She-Bad, Herself, Mizzz Condi Rice in a battle-to-the-finish, steel-cage, deathmatch and may the prettiest one win!!!!
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099411162367287882004-11-02T10:52:00.000-05:002004-11-02T10:59:22.366-05:00Southern LiteratureThanks to such luminaries as Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote and William Faulkner, damned near everyone knows that if you're from the south, you're either drunk, crippled, crazy or a homosexual. Loopy guys like this one don't help the reputation much.
I hear the tri-lateral commission has a contract out on him.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099401348664719472004-11-02T08:03:00.000-05:002004-11-02T08:15:48.663-05:00Bonfire of The Jackasses, by: Tom Wolfe
"I would vote for Bush if for no other reason than to be at the airport waving off all the people who say they are going to London if he wins again. Someone has got to stay behind."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099321856642199312004-11-01T10:09:00.000-05:002004-11-01T10:10:56.643-05:00Treacher at OpinionJournal with 10 reasons why he's not voting for Bush:
"5. How dare you taunt a dying Christopher Reeve with a big brown bottle of stem cells? The man was on his deathbed, you sick monster. Why did you have to hold the spoon right in front of his lips? "C'mon, Chrissy, it's right here. You can do it, bwah! Just another coupla inches. Oooh, yer close. Close!" Shame on you, DubyaBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099319049708826872004-11-01T09:23:00.000-05:002004-11-01T09:24:09.706-05:00Did I mention that it was stupid?
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099318751232512132004-11-01T09:17:00.000-05:002004-11-01T09:19:11.233-05:00Oh, won't someone stop this horrifying voter bribery by those facist republicans?
"The last two kids were dressed as Tolkein elves. Or very flamboyant Vulcans. Most heartening costume: three boys dressed as the FBI, the Secret Service, and the Army. Most amusing moments: three boys screamed “BUSH IS SCARY VOTE FOR KERRY,” whereupon I took back the bowl of candy. The look on their faces was Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099082186056795412004-10-29T16:34:00.000-04:002004-10-29T16:36:26.056-04:00New Kerry Campaign Slogan!
"Kerry – The Same as Clinton, Without the Burning Sensation."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099068775424866632004-10-29T11:17:00.000-04:002004-10-29T12:52:55.426-04:00Do you think Skylstad remembers that Tim Corrigan is still dead?"The toll from O'Donnell's abuse reaches beyond the Corrigans. Another man mentioned O'Donnell by name in a suicide note before killing himself in 1990."
His eye may be on the sparrow, but the sparrow's still fucked. Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099054346659783932004-10-29T08:50:00.000-04:002004-10-29T09:04:08.496-04:00Fairly Unbalanced
She sues for harrassment, he countersues claiming "extortion" but then settles? Where's Gloria Allred when you need her?Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1099053522803512692004-10-29T08:35:00.000-04:002004-10-29T08:38:42.803-04:00Has-been and Soon-to-be-Has-been
Yawn.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098973085549413432004-10-28T10:16:00.000-04:002004-10-28T10:18:05.550-04:00Common Sense:
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098972879023070172004-10-28T10:14:00.000-04:002004-10-28T10:14:39.023-04:00"...are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098968529911283642004-10-28T08:56:00.000-04:002004-10-28T09:02:09.910-04:00Frank J asks a very pertinent Question:If Bush is Reelected, Do You Think the Radical Left's Heads Will Explode Like in Scanners?
"As the election draws nearer, expect even crazier tactics from the Democrats to try and tip the election in their favor. Here are some things they may try:
* Make Michael Moore even fatter, harrier, and nosier to increase his sphere of influence.
* Attack D.C. via Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098967687104114252004-10-28T08:47:00.000-04:002004-10-28T08:48:07.103-04:00Good News[TM] from the Middle East
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098967562908759312004-10-28T08:40:00.000-04:002004-10-28T08:46:02.906-04:00For The Record...I'm "personally opposed" to the law which makes the rape, bludgeoning, and beheading of dumb-ass, baby-boomer, activist, agitator nuns legal. However, I could never vote for a candidate who thought it was a bad law, if he also opposed the Kyoto treaty.
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098800857885123332004-10-26T10:25:00.000-04:002004-10-26T11:04:47.796-04:00They Reek of Desperation and Patchouli OilFrank J gives us:
"TOP TEN WAYS YOU CAN TELL THE LEFT IS GETTING DESPERATE ABOUT THE ELECTION
10. In response to Sinclair, numerous networks are forced to carry an hour long special about how Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian.
9. Bill Clinton is trotted out to do constant speeches, receiving treatment of a defibrillator between each one.
8. Instead Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098705463138871952004-10-25T07:56:00.000-04:002004-10-25T07:57:43.140-04:00This Just In: Jimmy Carter Still An Asshole
"George Bush has exploited the suffering of September 11 and turned back decades of efforts to make the world a safer place, the former president Jimmy Carter says in an interview with the Guardian published today."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098455104356516492004-10-22T10:18:00.000-04:002004-10-22T10:25:04.356-04:00"She's a Lady! Woa-woa-woa..." John Hawkins at RightWingNews has the second part of his Ann Coulter interview up. Here's a snippet:
John Hawkins: How about dashing off a quick sentence or even just a word or two about the following individuals...
- George Bush: A 21st century Churchill.
- Dick Cheney: Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.
- Jonah Goldberg: Who?
- Andrew Sullivan: Every inch a Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098449909948621482004-10-22T08:51:00.000-04:002004-10-22T08:58:29.946-04:00Kerry Campaign Spokesman Phil Singer Is An Ass
"The Kerry campaign accused the Bush administration of "telling Americans to keep calm" while top officials like Cheney and Treasury Secretary John Snow get their flu shots.
"Once again the Bush administration proves that it is the 'Do as we say, not as we do' White House," Kerry campaign spokesman Phil Singer said."Gee, I managed to get a flu shotBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098278302957922592004-10-20T09:16:00.000-04:002004-10-20T09:18:22.956-04:00Lileks on Boo-boo's "Breck Girl" Moment:
"Getting prepped for the harsh blare of TV lights is a peculiar experience, and you learn to sit still and think of England. So no, the clip isn’t particularly unusual.
Until he whips out – well, you’ll see. It’s like Captain Kirk whipping out his communicator to contact the USS Fabulous. Set phasers on stunning!"Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098216582979712762004-10-19T15:58:00.000-04:002004-10-19T16:16:54.486-04:00A Very Good Book
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098197146871858562004-10-19T10:43:00.000-04:002004-10-19T10:45:46.876-04:00Curious About Kerry? From Protein Wisdom:
John Kerry: “Whatever you need, it’s yours. Need a job? You got it. Need a higher living wage? Done. Need cheap, universal healthcare? I’m your man. Need a better education? Have at it, paid in full. Relying on social security for your retirement? I’ll put it in a lock box. Tax relief? I can give you that, too. Want to lose your virginity toBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098189847703329862004-10-19T08:38:00.000-04:002004-10-19T08:44:07.703-04:00"Hello, I'm an over-bred, under-educated, self-righteous git with bad teeth and appalling personal hygine. Might I tell you how you should vote?"
"Consider this: stay out of American electoral politics. Unless you would like a company of US Navy Seals - Republican to a man - to descend upon the offices of the Guardian, bag the lot of you, and transport you to Guantanamo Bay, where you can share Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098189038390106492004-10-19T08:26:00.000-04:002004-10-19T08:30:38.396-04:00The ABA Tosses A "Bukkake" Fest All Over Step-Father Robert Drinan
"In nominating Drinan, admirers described him as "an eloquent and effective advocate for the most downtrodden in society," someone "active in so many areas on the law and human rights that there is not enough space to catalog them," and such a "towering figure in the academic, professional, clerical and public service fields" Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098187977615196072004-10-19T08:05:00.000-04:002004-10-19T08:12:57.616-04:00Joan of Dysphasia"If you could ask God--or your concept a higher power--one question, what would it be?
I would ask God why he put George Bush in office for four years to screw up our country. I probably would ask that because the election is so close."Once again, Actor + No Script = Bad IdeaBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098187260752006832004-10-19T07:59:00.000-04:002004-10-19T08:01:00.753-04:00All Dolled Up And, (let's face it), Nowhere To GoBoo-boo primps for the camera
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098116306671473942004-10-18T13:04:00.000-04:002004-10-18T12:18:26.673-04:00Tim Blair Piles it OnFORUSA.ORG is some jerkoff, pseudo-spiritual "peace" movement that's posting photos of terribly earnest people holding terribly earnest signs detailing their terribly earnest apologies for the Iraq war. Photo's like this:
...not to mention cholesterol. The lesbian in the lower right corner seems more preoccupied with a bolus in her lower intestine. Of course we can't beBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098106916081752812004-10-18T09:40:00.000-04:002004-10-18T09:49:12.076-04:00Kerry Gets A HummerThis of course, can hardly be considered a "first" for boomer priests:
"Father Lawrence Hummer, of St. Mary's Church, criticized church officials who condemn Catholic politicians who speak out for abortion rights, calling on them to use patient persistence and bring them into the fold.
"It is the task of the church to convince and to encourage through all patience, by word andBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1098104870850184632004-10-18T09:02:00.000-04:002004-10-18T09:07:50.850-04:00The Day After Tomorrow's Day Before YesterdayLileks offers a sccccintillating critique of Roland Emmerich's hatred of New York City. Some brilliant points:
" 5. Next time, have Dennis Quaid set his Acting Face on something other than “woke up to the sound of the smoke alarm.”
7. You remember that scene where the guys in the Scottish station are sitting around pounding the Balvenie, knowing Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097855823926130302004-10-15T11:55:00.000-04:002004-10-15T11:57:03.926-04:00It's a Good Thing[TM]
"Martha Stewart is now in prison. She announced recently that she will be writing a prison diary.
Good news. Martha is already # 1 on the Amazon list.
Bad news. The amazon is named Crystal and they’re sharing a cell!
Worse news, she’s also number 2 and number 3 on that list.
The book will sell in Canada for $24.99, in the United States for $19.99 and in prison for 7 Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097848665048441632004-10-15T09:48:00.001-04:002004-10-15T10:36:45.083-04:00Who's Shame Is It Anyway?First, Boo-boo, then Yogi bring up Cheney's daughter:She's a lesbian. Aren't you wonderfully tolerant for loving her?Lynn Cheney, the Mom in this mess, fires back with the fact that this was a:"...cheap and tawdry political trick."Lizzie Edwards, wife of that blow-dried and repeatedly polished, sphincter-boy comes back with her own brand of mind-reading, slander:
"She's Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097843087338766672004-10-15T08:22:00.000-04:002004-10-15T08:24:47.336-04:00Physics Professor Phlips OutThat's what you get when you stay up late reading about M-Space and String Theory.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097841382726049142004-10-15T07:54:00.000-04:002004-10-15T07:56:22.726-04:00From my Mom:
"John Kerry visits a school classroom. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion on the word tragedy.
So the Senator asks the class for an example of a tragedy.
One little boy stands up and offers: If my best friend, who lives on a farm is playing in the field and a tractor runs him Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097761398494088522004-10-14T09:39:00.000-04:002004-10-14T09:43:18.496-04:00I don't care......what she says, I think O'Reilly's just dreamy
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097760848195535272004-10-14T09:17:00.000-04:002004-10-14T09:35:29.736-04:00Ah, PoliticsBy now I'm sure you've heard of Tennessee congressional representative, Craig Fitzhugh
and his alleged campaign literature:
He's currently denying it like anything (asinine registration required) and apparently claiming it's a conspiracy. Fitzhugh's e-mail address is:
rep.craig.fitzhugh@legislature.state.tn.us
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097598187532217602004-10-12T13:21:00.000-04:002004-10-12T12:23:07.533-04:00Absolute Bullshit
Boo-boo: "When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again..."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097591836678692702004-10-12T10:35:00.000-04:002004-10-12T10:37:16.676-04:00Real Catholics Not Allowed:
"She informed me that since the Kerry/Edwards campaign had rented the America's Center they had every right to deny anyone that they deemed likely to cause a disruption of to be a threat to the safety of the Senator. I told her that we would leave our signs outside. She said no. I told her that we would say nothing, and that we were not there to cause a disruption or Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097590655767559822004-10-12T10:16:00.000-04:002004-10-12T10:17:35.766-04:00Guliani on Kerry on Terrorism:
"I’m wondering exactly when Senator Kerry thought they were just a nuisance. Maybe when they attacked the USS Cole? Or when they attacked the World Trade Center in 1993? Or when they slaughtered the Israeli athletes at the Munich Olympics in 1972? Or killed Leon Klinghoffer by throwing him overboard? Or the innumerable number of terrorist acts that they committed inBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097588321646459382004-10-12T09:37:00.000-04:002004-10-12T09:38:41.646-04:00Steyn, Interrupted
"The United Kingdom, like the government of the Philippines when it allegedly paid a ransom for the release of its Iraqi hostages, is thus assisting in the mainstreaming of jihad."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097586964272794862004-10-12T09:14:00.000-04:002004-10-12T09:16:04.273-04:00Frank J, On The Evils of Taxation:
" Now, Kerry is promising all these benefits to people not smart enough to get high-paying engineering jobs like me, and he says he'll pay for it by taxing all these wealthy people I don't know.
LIES!
You just know he's going to raise taxes on everyone - especially me; you can see it in his evil, Botox-twisted expression of contempt for the common man and Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097525198542114662004-10-11T16:05:00.000-04:002004-10-11T16:06:38.543-04:00Lileks:Apparently, I'm having a "Superhero" day here at Sirman on the Mount. Frank will be so pleased...
"The next time America is attacked, people will not want someone who can calculate pi to the 48th digit while reciting Latin maxims on the nature of war. They will want someone who says, "Hulk smash." Inelegant as the sentiment might be, Hulk-thought works better than Captain Nuance striding Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097511801523116362004-10-11T13:21:00.000-04:002004-10-11T12:23:21.523-04:00It's all about the ooooiiiiillllll!!!
"John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere in the world because of our need and greed for oil," Teresa Heinz Kerry told about 1,200 supporters at the McAllen Civic Center."Dear God,
Please let Teresa Heinz Kerry keep talkin'
Your friend,
BubblesBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097500329594215832004-10-11T09:08:00.000-04:002004-10-11T09:12:09.593-04:00September 25, 1952 - October 10, 2004
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097323294379057402004-10-09T07:57:00.000-04:002004-10-09T08:01:34.380-04:00*Sound of Crickets Chirping*This was going to be a post about Sean Penn's self-important rant to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of "Team America: World Police", but then I realized that nobody cares what Sean Penn "thinks."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097243558306966322004-10-08T09:48:00.000-04:002004-10-08T09:52:38.306-04:00From Zombietime.com: "How Berkeley Can You Be"Not safe for work if you have a local chapter of W.U.S.O.P. (Women United to Stamp Out Penises) in the office. Seriously, is it something in the water? These guys are hung like cats.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097241313728493412004-10-08T09:10:00.000-04:002004-10-08T09:15:13.726-04:00Dar al IslamNo, I don't hate muslims, but I have nothing but loathing and contempt for the World of Islam which produces this and then has the gall to whine and bitch about alleged bigotry.
"Godzhiev, Kazbek Age: 10
Brain contusion, temporal and pariental bone fracture. Mechanical ventilation. Condition on 9/7/04: coma changed to deep semicoma, fragmented consciosness appeared. Hypodynemics: Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097238880509485002004-10-08T08:32:00.000-04:002004-10-08T08:34:40.510-04:00Ba-ha-ha!
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097238215550137292004-10-08T08:19:00.000-04:002004-10-08T08:29:09.083-04:00Islam will destroy France, not Disney
"French President Jacques Chirac warned Thursday of a "catastrophe" for global diversity if the United States' cultural hegemony goes unchallenged.
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The outspoken French president warned that the world's different cultures could be "choked" by US values."It's far more likely that they'll be "choked" by the stench emanating from that "shitty, little Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097161222624483862004-10-07T10:56:00.000-04:002004-10-07T11:00:22.626-04:00Heart Patient Outruns Abulance Chaser
"After Dick Cheney had beaten Edwards about the head for a while during the debate, Edwards waved his girlish hands and said: "There are 60 countries who have members of al-Qaida in them. How many of those countries are we going to invade?"
The Democrats' silver-tongued boy thought he had made a very clever point. In fact, I believe this is the first time Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097160587067477512004-10-07T10:43:00.000-04:002004-10-07T10:49:47.073-04:00It's All About the Oiiiiilllllll!It's amazing. Europe's in an uproar because they actually believe in the UN. MSM in the US however, is acting like this is all about WMD. Message to MSM: your euro-buddies disagree with you. Doesn't this mean you have to put on sackcloth and ashes?
"SADDAM HUSSEIN believed he could avoid the Iraq war with a bribery strategy targeting Jacques Chirac, the Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097157802769636952004-10-07T09:29:00.000-04:002004-10-07T10:04:34.550-04:00Slanderer's Ball
Much digital ink has been spilled over District Judge William Morvant's overturning a Louisiana constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, less than three weeks after voters overwhelmingly approved it. His reason for doing so is legal in that amendments to the Louisiana Constitution may not have more than one purpose; this amendment did. It defined marriage as being betweenBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097154156332218902004-10-07T09:00:00.000-04:002004-10-07T09:02:36.333-04:00May the souls of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097092816190673682004-10-06T15:55:00.000-04:002004-10-06T16:00:16.190-04:00Frank J Gives Us the Skinny on Evil, Ol' Halliburton From IMAO:
As we all know from the media, Cheney serves his master the corporation Halliburton, the most evil corporation there is. Thus I sent my crack research staff to find out all they can about Halliburton, and I even checked out the FactCheck.org site Cheney mentioned (my sister was the first one to tell me about that site; good silly Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097069688075868302004-10-06T09:32:00.000-04:002004-10-06T09:34:48.076-04:00Debate Summary from SomethingAwful.Com
"Edwards started off heavy by removing his shirt and asking Cheney to "oil him up." When Cheney refused, Edwards called him a "tease." Edwards, in a candid move, then recited the sacred Green Lantern Oath while bare-chested:
In brightest day, in darkest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097069050807603562004-10-06T09:21:00.000-04:002004-10-06T09:24:10.806-04:00Next, on FOX: When Angry Democrats Attack!
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1097003734742611922004-10-05T14:57:00.000-04:002004-10-05T16:21:07.446-04:00"Ignore The Swarthy Secularist Behind The Curtain!"
Absolutely no connection between al-Qaida and Iraq, eh?
1. "Iraqi intelligence documents, confiscated by U.S. forces and obtained by CNSNews.com, show numerous efforts by Saddam Hussein's regime to work with some of the world's most notorious terror organizations, including al Qaeda, to target Americans. They demonstrate that Saddam's Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096993936406502442004-10-05T13:30:00.000-04:002004-10-05T12:32:16.406-04:00Poland to Kerry: "Keep your mits off our medals!"
"There is one thing which should be stated clearly: this coalition is not just the United States, Great Britain, Australia alone; it also involves participation of Polish, Ukrainian, Bulgarian and Spanish soldiers who have died. It is immoral not to recognize the involvement we contributed based on our conviction that there should be unity in Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096996466846600212004-10-05T13:13:00.000-04:002004-10-05T13:14:26.860-04:00Heh.
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096977104488744842004-10-05T07:48:00.000-04:002004-10-05T07:51:44.486-04:00And THAT, ladles and germs, is why Actors should be required by law to have a script before speaking in public II: The Sequel
"I think Shakespeare’s overrated. It’s bulls**t. I’d never go and see a Shakespeare play. Who’d want to see me in Hamlet?"Mr. Thornton, not wanting to see you in a particular play is not necessarily a commentary on the worth of the play.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096912038444013072004-10-04T13:44:00.000-04:002004-10-04T13:47:18.446-04:00Go.
SpaceShipOne wins $10M
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096910425985368722004-10-04T13:16:00.001-04:002004-10-04T13:25:46.106-04:00
The University of BloggingPresents toBubbles, The TerribleAn HonoraryDoctorate ofDefamatory ImputationsMajoring inSnide DisparagementSignedDr. GoQuiz.com®Username:
Blogging DegreeFrom go-quiz.comBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096894647981532762004-10-04T08:51:00.000-04:002004-10-04T08:57:27.983-04:00"Love for sale"Apparently, France, Russia and possibly some others sold their votes in the UN for a sweet deal with Iraq.
"A LEAKED report has exposed the extent of alleged corruption in the United Nations’ oil-for-food scheme in Iraq, identifying up to 200 individuals and companies that made profits running into hundreds of millions of pounds from it.
The report largely implicates France and Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096893248321616762004-10-04T08:27:00.000-04:002004-10-04T08:34:08.320-04:00My Tax Dollars At Work
" A federal judge has ordered the Ann Arbor Public Schools to pay most of the legal fees incurred by attorneys representing a former student who successfully sued the district for violating her free speech rights.
Superintendent George Fornero said Saturday that the district will probably not appeal U.S. District Court Judge Gerald Rosen's decision ordering the district Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096642181976291632004-10-01T10:47:00.000-04:002004-10-01T10:49:41.976-04:00Ban Target
"Target has banned the Salvation Army bell ringers from collecting donations outside stores this holiday season. A Target spokeswoman says they can no longer allow the Salvation Army to be an exception to Target's ban on solicitations at Target stores. The Salvation Army raised nearly 9 Million dollars in front of Target stores last year. The Salvation Army is anticipating Target's Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096569099147493272004-09-30T14:30:00.000-04:002004-09-30T14:31:39.146-04:00And THAT, ladles and germs, is why Actors should be required by law to have a script before speaking in public...
"We have a voice now, and we're not using it, and women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096551458754922032004-09-30T09:36:00.000-04:002004-09-30T09:37:38.753-04:00Why MoveOn.Org is like Hitler by: Frank J. of IMAO
"Ever notice how everything MoveOn.org is reminiscent of Hitler?
Of course you have? How can you not?
They have extreme views and demean all those who disagree with them... like Hitler! In their Hitlerian viewpoint, all who are opposed to them must be crushed or reeducated, and they will attack with Nazi energy any who try and stop them. PlusBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096466331580634462004-09-29T09:56:00.000-04:002004-09-29T10:02:29.773-04:00David Brooks: Another triumph for the UN
Oh, how I wish that cocaine-addicted cowboy had gained legitimacy from the UN before we engaged in our imperialistic, corporate-driven, blood-for-oil, realpolitik, military-industrial oppression of the peoples of Iraq.Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096464387605842912004-09-29T09:24:00.000-04:002004-09-29T09:26:27.606-04:00Got a reply from Target:
"Dear Douglas,
Thank you for contacting us regarding the Salvation Army.
Target Corporation has decided that the Salvation Army will no longer be able to solicit guests for contributions at our stores. Like many nationwide retailers, we have a long-standing 'no solicitation' policy that must consistently be applied across all of our stores. We did not reach this Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096463520041832152004-09-29T09:10:00.000-04:002004-09-29T09:12:00.043-04:00See B.S.: Lying Again
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096463325693989032004-09-29T08:49:00.000-04:002004-09-29T09:08:45.693-04:00Lileks...shades of "Pooh Goes Apeshit":
"There is no reason for Little Lulu to have a cartoon. She belongs to the past and cannot be repositioned. It is a meaningless, cheap, meretricious show whose sole purpose is to pacify a parent who wanders by, sees the absence of animated carnage, detects a few clever pop-cult references, and thinks it’s quality programming. After all, it’s HBO, and we pay Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096459188137673002004-09-29T07:56:00.000-04:002004-09-29T07:59:48.136-04:00Forrest Gump II: Stupid is as stupid does
Photograph by Danny Clinch
"I am a dedicated Times reader, and I've found enormous sustenance from Paul Krugman and Maureen Dowd on the op-ed page."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096398052328361122004-09-28T14:58:00.000-04:002004-09-28T15:00:52.326-04:00Hitchens on the Democrats constant prayers for America's defeatCouplea days ago, Frau Kerry remarks that she would't be surprised if bin Laden were "found" in a few weeks...
"...in Mrs. Kerry's brainless and witless offhand yet pregnant remark, we hear the sick thud of the other shoe dropping. How can the Democrats possibly have gotten themselves into a position where they even suspect that a Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096395357430393142004-09-28T14:00:00.000-04:002004-09-28T14:15:57.430-04:00Off TargetIf no other service were provided by this effort, the Salvation Army's bell-ringers are probably the first opportunity for many kids to experience the joy of giving for the sake of giving. Those who are not beneficiaries of their works get to participate. I know last year, my daughter was thrilled to be able to drop some money in the bucket.
Unfortunately, Target has decided that Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096382897498996952004-09-28T10:41:00.000-04:002004-09-28T10:48:17.496-04:00John KerryNow, With New, Life-Like® Complexion!Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096374332666461822004-09-28T08:24:00.000-04:002004-09-28T08:25:32.666-04:00Busted at a Jesuit university???
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096374112916857342004-09-28T08:19:00.000-04:002004-09-28T08:21:52.916-04:00Never ascribe to malignant evil... ...what can easily be explained by fatuous stupidity.
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096292588209489612004-09-27T09:41:00.000-04:002004-09-27T09:43:08.210-04:00"I Wanna Be An Airborn Ranger..." via Instapundit, Bush apparently volunteered for Vietnam
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096286655896154592004-09-27T08:01:00.000-04:002004-09-27T08:04:15.896-04:00Senator, and former wannabe KGB agent Ted Kennedy complains...
"In a speech prepared for delivery at George Washington University on Monday, Kennedy said that by shifting attention from Osama bin Laden to Iraq, Bush has increased the danger of a ''nuclear 9/11.''
''The war in Iraq has made the mushroom cloud more likely, not less likely,'' he said in the remarks released late Sunday."In a speechBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096042373287463092004-09-24T13:11:00.000-04:002004-09-24T12:12:53.286-04:00John Kerry, 1997When a Democrat was in office...
"We know we can't count on the French. We know we can't count on the Russians," said Mr. Kerry. "We know that Iraq is a danger to the United States, and we reserve the right to take pre-emptive action whenever we feel it's in our national interest."Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096036149478634522004-09-24T10:26:00.000-04:002004-09-24T10:29:09.480-04:00Mary Mapes, Phone Home!
from Allah Is In The HouseBubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096028649991904552004-09-24T08:23:00.000-04:002004-09-24T08:24:09.990-04:00The Word of The Day is: Collusion
Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3517756.post-1096027977773036422004-09-24T08:11:00.000-04:002004-09-24T08:12:57.773-04:00Barb Nicolosi talks about the problems of modern, romantic comedies
"I also watched Pillow Talk this weekend, starring Doris Day and Rock Hudson. Back in the 50's romance preceded sex. And then marriage - or at least permanent commitment was the goal. They didn't have to struggle with ambivalence about the point of it all. The audience knew what to root for, and the writers challenge was in Bubbles the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135352097038965206noreply@blogger.com0